yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
(Source: esexist, via beckichino)
Zayn Malik + smoking
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There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
(Source: mansonyouth, via anotherdoseofcaffeineinmyveins)
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
that’s cool as fuck though
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(Source: atotalmisreadingof, via beckichino)
"I had a dream the other night that I was playing for Villa in the relegation battle, Centre Half I was, and then that ugly little argentine for Man City came towards me and I had no choice but to go flying in with a crunching tackle on him. All of a sudden I heard [his girlfriend] screaming and I’d actually more or less kicked her out bed. I just rolled over and went back to sleep I did… I got the ball"
weekly dad-skype, always a treat (via tonylast)
